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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.
by DrKarate September 20, 2012
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Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.
"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
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The Captain

When a girl goes down on you in a hot tub and as you cum and convulse she stays sucking causing her to dunk her head underwater until you finish.
That girl was The Captain, she went down like a champ
by sugar918 January 13, 2022
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Captain Quil

A person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. These pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for "hooting".
1. Doctor: Are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?

Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.
by CharlesTheQuil April 3, 2009
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the captain phillips

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
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space gunner captain

mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.
yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro
by bomb236669 November 26, 2018
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