Ryan Dogtit is a roommate that has the boobs of a pug dog. He likes to eat spermscles ( frozen sperm cubes ), and often lies that Tim Tebow is a good quarterback. A Ryan Dogtit often is cool and fun to have around, and will buy anything after consuming a couple of beers, but dont forget about his donkey cock that he likes to slip in your mouth while you sleep.
by Pavel Pavlov August 31, 2011
by jes232323 January 04, 2020
Cool guy : man i lost so much SR after playing with this loser last night
Sexy guy : look like your experiencing the Ryan affect
Sexy guy : look like your experiencing the Ryan affect
by Ryan is a huge gay boy September 09, 2017
Some curly haired chicken fucker who is on the spectrum. Often has no patience and his first reaction to everything is anger even if his mum bought him a car... angry. Also Daddies money. Most likely dates the dead carcass of a bulldog that can be plotted in cylindrical coordinates. Jerks off to anime and attempts to suck his own dick at least once a month.
by Chrissssssssssssssyah October 26, 2018
"GUYS ANIME IS THE BEST, I HAVE NEVER MET A REAL PERSON, OR RETAINED A REAL CONVERSATION" I look like world hunger as a person. Literally has a crush on a girl who's making an effort to turn male, have you seen "her" lately?
by HelpMyColon! January 13, 2022
kiara ryan is me, kiara is kind women and a baddie, go die if you’re not me! 🦶😱 kiara is also cold hearted but also soft tehe~ 😣 ALSO HAS A GOOD FASHION STYLE.
by hispanic toes July 25, 2021
Ryan is a really great guy who can relate to you easily. He always cheers you up when you're feeling like a pile of trash or you're mad at some person (whatever it is). He's the only person that can text you back immediately which makes you feel less alone. You can talk to him for hours and not get tired of it at all. He convinces you to make the right decisions, even if they seem bad. Never abandon him!
by Deebeesie July 08, 2021