Beef Boating

The act of motorboating the balls

Bro, Betty was at my house last night and she was exploring the outer rim and started beef boating me and i had an out of body experience.

by Anon Martyr April 1, 2023

Fic Baiting (v)

When an author intentionally acts like their work is complete until the bottom of the last page, baiting interested readers and inflating their fic stats to further the illusion.

An author I really like just started fic baiting (v) all their recent works and now I don't think I can trust them anymore because nothing they've actually written is finished despite the tags.

by VerbatimToxicology April 3, 2023

Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.

I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023

Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.

"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.

Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.

by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023

Bingo Basting

A girl in the act of using a mans penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (one bean banjo). The act of teasing around the honey hole while juicing up the meat curtains.

"She grabbed my dick and started Bingo Basting right on top of me."

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023

Vampire Baiting

You're done playing a great story-driven game, such as Outer Wilds, Subnautica or Omori and you want more... but the game has zero replay value. You already played it twice and know the story by heart. You get withdrawal. You're on Youtube looking at let's-plays to try to fill a hole like you're some kind of vampire feeding on other people's first experience with the game. You eventually run out of playthrough videos, so now you have to bait everyone you know into playing the game to feed your addiction.

My brother has been vampire baiting me to play Ultrakill for more than a year now

by Apelsinsaft June 24, 2023