The father of your child; the one who was committed to having sex with you, getting you pregnant but wont commit to marriage. He usually a sorry ass motherfucker who loves you and makes you all kind of promises until you get pregnant. A trifling nigga that got you pregnant stuck around for a little while till shit got to hard and then he left his family for bitch with who wants to get pregnant on purpose because none took her seriously for being a hoe and fucking the entire work environment. A man lies about you and tells the world everything was your fault but get mad and want to kill the nigga he see you talking because yall aren't together anymore. The petty motherfucker who puts a front for the world about his kids but in real life he's a sorry ass joke for the way he treats the mother of his children.
by TheRealestOfThemALL August 13, 2015
Get the Baby daddymug. by Winka Oshcock January 13, 2009
Get the Hell Babymug. A maybe baby is a girl who when you try to arrange a date with, says she maybe free on a certain date but when the day comes rearranges. Maybe baby’s can’t keep to plans and generally only ever meet on spontaneous whims. They usually become instagram & whatsapp friends with 100s of guys and never commit to a relationship.
by omsie April 8, 2021
Get the Maybe babymug. toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of
bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and
both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have
at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have
someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents
allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you
to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing
offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love
and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast
children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid
that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}
the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and
to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies
being gone also.
bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and
both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have
at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have
someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents
allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you
to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing
offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love
and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast
children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid
that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}
the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and
to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies
being gone also.
person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread
{not to be confused with mini waffles}
and a toaster says to person 2
"will you make toast babies with me?"
"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our
toast babies"
then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.
{not to be confused with mini waffles}
and a toaster says to person 2
"will you make toast babies with me?"
"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our
toast babies"
then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.
by CannibalHobo January 28, 2010
Get the Toast Babiesmug. When man on a monthly or otherwise regular basis punches his female partner in the stomach to insure that she isn't (or is no longer) pregnant.
by ` V E N D E T T A January 4, 2009
Get the Baby Checkmug. The best damn feeling ever... Although having a significant other is nice single status is great. You're free to do anything with anyone and no one can stop you.
Boy: Hey do you have a boyfriend?<br>
Girl: Nope, I'm single baby!<br>
Boy: Great, let's go up to my room.<br>
Girl: Excellent plan.
Girl: Nope, I'm single baby!<br>
Boy: Great, let's go up to my room.<br>
Girl: Excellent plan.
by Magnolia-Rae April 11, 2008
Get the single babymug. by GoldenFalis March 12, 2009
Get the red babymug.