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The black cow flies at midnight 

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.
Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....
pretty hot and tempting
you are p.h.a.t
p.h.a.t by Courtney October 20, 2003

the retards at guitar.com 

this first article here just pisses me right off. The fact that he says jimmy page sucks makes me wonder: has this fuckin retarded hater ever picked up a guitar? before you start bashing these bands, and they are influential bands, please id like to hear some of your crazy guitar playing skills. Kurt Cobain knew he wasnt an great guitar player, he didnt strive to be one, but his are anything but meaningless. and jimi hendrix. he was an extrordinary guitarist. Radiohead is awesome, the thing im trying to figure out is, how it is you think jimmy page sucks, yet you love radiohead, according to your standards, your favourite band should be a superpowered one consisting of victor wooten, neil peart, joe satriani, yngwie malmsteen, and jack black, who is an amzing singer despite his choice of material. All in all, if your gonna criticise these bands the way you have, id like to see your amazing band in concert sometime at red rocks. Id also like to point out that avril lavigne is not punk and never was, for any of those confused, shes can sing, ill give her that. As for Atreyu, to me, if every single word is screamed and completely unintelligible, thats not singing, and the drummer does not make up for it with his few understandable words. My Chemical Romance has gone completely mainstream and i cant distinguish between the singer and the bride in that music video. Thats all i have to say.
the retards at guitar.com dont exist, but there is one retard who made this thread
S.W.A.T is short for Sex With A Thot
Me: John Cena wants to have S.W.A.T
friend.whats S.W.A.T?
me:S.W.A.T is Sex with a thot
friend:LOL So True TK
S.W.A.T by TK Savage March 15, 2017
The eating of one's shit.
I do not like scat pictures
S.C.A.T by ass pounder June 28, 2003

I bite my thumb at you 

John: Your such a prick Erin.

Erin: I Bite my thumb at you *bites thumb in johns general direction*

John takes offense and stomps away.
I bite my thumb at you by Major. M January 20, 2009