i am not that guy

what you say when you are not that guy

Ned: omgosh your the spooderman from youtube1!!!!!1!!
Peter: i am not that guy

by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024

why am i searching this up

because you wanted to lol

why am i searching this up -me, 2 seconds ago

by urban.ass March 2, 2024

who am ah?

one of my favorite acting choices in the world

aladdin: who are you?
genie: who am ah?

by 000000ps September 12, 2019

i am joe goldberg

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”

“i am joe goldberg”

no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.

by jealoussgirlzs March 17, 2024

(I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou

I AM HERE FOR YOU

I'm here for you, don't worry about anything. (I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou.

by Piratacs May 12, 2023

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.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.

.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023