alex

loves her man more than they love her

“alex loves mario more”

by akïlla June 16, 2022

Alex

likes men

alex loves men

by Datboi3128 June 20, 2022

ALEX

Typical dude, talks to much, think he is funny but it is not the case all the time!
Kind and smart, a bit dump sometimes.

He think he can get al the ladies, but he is way out of their league.
People think he has a big dick, but believe me he doesn't, I have seen it 😉

Alex: Hey girl, you look cute 😎
Hot-Girl: EWWWW, Who are you!

by Mr.Weng June 22, 2022

alex

The best Pirate in all the seven seas!

Look Alex the pirate is doing pirate stuff again.

by melikesandwich July 26, 2022

alex

a very very very leng sexy person

person 1: wow alex is so hot and sexy
person 2: yeah i would totes go out w him

by alex is a sexy roadman July 27, 2022

Alex

Penis enlargement necessary

Girl about to blow Alex: Oh my god its so small
Alex: I mentioned my two millimeter defeater no?

by joeratoe August 7, 2022

Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.

"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022