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Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!
Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!
by SQuicky July 9, 2019
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Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.
by DebLos December 9, 2023
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The Alabama Switcheroo

When you're doing a chick and she turns the lights off, switches places with your sister, and turns them back on.
Bro I was absolutely RAW-DOGGING this chick, right? Then she gave me the Alabama Switcheroo! Now I'm gonna be a dad and an uncle.
by Glorbicle June 22, 2023
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Alabama Squeeze Box

First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.
Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box
by Confirmed degenerate April 7, 2024
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Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
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Alabama Smash

When you have sex with your cousin/sister
its called the Alabama Smash
"Dude, have you seen Johnny lately?"
"Yeah, he was Alabama smashing yesterday"
by Domo26 March 24, 2019
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Alabama String Bean

when you stick your middle finger in your friends ass and he moans
i performed an alabama string bean on my buddy and he moans ecstatically
by pill_poppin_monkey May 15, 2025
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