Good wood

Something hard and stiff

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose

by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024

The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).

Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.

by Palm Knee June 7, 2025

chris wood

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍

“chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”

by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021

Summer wood

Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.

That guys got Summer wood.

by udictionary2 July 17, 2014

3-wood

the stick of golf

Get my 3-wood.

by jacknorth August 22, 2019

Wood

A blunt but the blunt rap is a backwood

Yoo rollup a fatass wood

by LenisPicker September 16, 2020

On the wood

To have the money in hand or on the table.

Plug : You got that shit on the wood?
Nobody : No let me get a front

by On the wood December 25, 2020