A "Jay Ocampo" , is a singular being of greatness. He is the definition of a "Great" closer. Jay Ocampo once sold a paper clip for $347,000 off the strength of his name. He once convinced the pope (For a brief moment) that God did not exist. Jay Ocampo is not to be taken lightly, he can make you believe you are somebody else entirely. If ever graced by the presence of Jay Ocampo trend lightly, he is not for the faint of heart. You may end up spending your life savings on a pencil eraser.
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Jay, (more like JaySUS), is this boy that seems tough from the outside but is a soft crackhead on the inside.
Jay(SUS) has this cool face but cute smile and a laugh that is contagious.
This young man is known for his crazy and suspicious behavior on the daily.
JehJeh (like Momther calls him) is an hardworking person, which is also a comedian.
He is very strong, cool, talented and stylish.
He's also known as the Cool-Stylish-Fadther, or as Tha Weird and Old Videos Lover.
He's more caring than it looks like. I mean, don't judge a book by it's cover, am I righty?!
He also has a secret spell that everyone is denied to do it without his permission, so, I'm not allowed to say it, or else, this Wizard my kill meh!
Believe me, this amazing man is to keep in your life, and if you don't want to keep him in your life, it's totally fine, friends will take him and protect him, there's the door, thank you very much.
Jay(SUS) has this cool face but cute smile and a laugh that is contagious.
This young man is known for his crazy and suspicious behavior on the daily.
JehJeh (like Momther calls him) is an hardworking person, which is also a comedian.
He is very strong, cool, talented and stylish.
He's also known as the Cool-Stylish-Fadther, or as Tha Weird and Old Videos Lover.
He's more caring than it looks like. I mean, don't judge a book by it's cover, am I righty?!
He also has a secret spell that everyone is denied to do it without his permission, so, I'm not allowed to say it, or else, this Wizard my kill meh!
Believe me, this amazing man is to keep in your life, and if you don't want to keep him in your life, it's totally fine, friends will take him and protect him, there's the door, thank you very much.
Love you Fadther Jay~!
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Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
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Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
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