by thedevilsbutterbiscuits June 13, 2014
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A bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarrassing. Used to quickly end an interrogation.
Example 1
At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.
Guy: What were you just doing?
Roommate: Watching porn.
Guy: Oh *walks away*
Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.
Example 2
Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.
Dad: What's going on in there?
Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...
Mom: Why are you so sweaty?
Son: I was really getting into it
Parents: *walk away*
What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie
At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.
Guy: What were you just doing?
Roommate: Watching porn.
Guy: Oh *walks away*
Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.
Example 2
Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.
Dad: What's going on in there?
Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...
Mom: Why are you so sweaty?
Son: I was really getting into it
Parents: *walk away*
What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie
by JFangsta July 14, 2011
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Get the Wet Cardboard mug.The -“floor is wet” is a line from prison meaning the patrol officers are doing the runs, this can also be used on teachers
Person on Lookout: THE FLOOR IS WET
Everyone scatters back to doing what they’re doing and the teacher greets everyone with awards for doing great work
Everyone scatters back to doing what they’re doing and the teacher greets everyone with awards for doing great work
by an unkown gender hello December 10, 2017
Get the Floor is wet mug.Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
by tyandmonique November 1, 2017
Get the Wet Asshole mug.Todd: Dude, I went to see Black Panther with all the African-Americans last night. You'll never guess what happened!
Jerry: What happened?
Todd: I got a wet wakanda from the girl next to me!
Jerry: What happened?
Todd: I got a wet wakanda from the girl next to me!
by Sir Benis Bepidus March 13, 2018
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