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Fat Ryan

The sexiest person you will ever meet.
Holy shit, I think I just saw Fat Ryan! My pants are fucking drenched!
by RyanHerrington69 November 23, 2021
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Ryan Franklin

The biggest douchebag to ever live. Usually big bearded with a small cock. Most Ryan Franklin’s have bad personality’s due to their lack of security. Most Ryan’s perform poorly under pressure and are usually know-it-alls. If you ever bump into a Ryan Franklin Walk away . He’s useless.
That Ryan Franklin is such an asshole!
by Dr. Emmanuel Richardson November 23, 2021
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Ryan Logic

logic that contradicts itself
Ryan logic is logic that contradicts itself.
by anonymous March 5, 2023
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Ryan the G

Ryan is the coolest person ever known in Canada
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)

if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous
Gerald: Omg you must be Ryan the G! Are the rumors true about your fat 12 incher?

Ryan the G: hell yeah man!

Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!

*signs shirt*
by tinkleberry3000 April 2, 2023
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Ryan Reynolds

by imboredandyouSlay January 21, 2023
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Jack Ryan

Name for a fed posing on social media or other website. Comes from how they thought they would be doing cool secret agent stuff like Jack Ryan when they signed up but ended up on 4chan or discord posing as a femboy messaging “did you get the fertilizer tho ^-^ uwu”
“wow Owo you sound like a scawwy guy with that gun you have, how many others do you have” “fuck your pussy ass out of here Jack Ryan”
by not_a_fed February 7, 2023
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Ryan Abdalhaq

ryan is so handsome, fine, beautiful, pretty, cute, and perfect in every way. i love listening to his voice and his laugh. ryan makes me the happiest i’ve ever been and i don’t deserve him for that. he is the finest person i’ve ever looked at. i love every single thing about him. his personality is so perfect, he’s so sweet & kind, and so so so so funny. his smile and laugh is so contagious, i love them both sooooo much. ryan treats me so well, i couldn’t ask for anyone better. he’s so selfless and i’m so proud of him and everything he does for others. i love his hands, his hairs curl pattern, his cupid’s bow on his top lip, his eyebrows, his eyelashes, and his beauty marks. i love talking to him and i could never be bothered or annoyed by him.
“oh his name is Ryan Abdalhaq? he’s definitely perfect.”
by pinkocean39491 October 15, 2023
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