He is a very elegant and refined person. Brilliant sense of style and styling others!
He's kind and highly empathetic and just wants everyone to be happy. He makes a fantastic confidante and lifelong friend.
He loves to surround himself with luxury, fine suiting, designer bags and expensive smells. When he's not at home he can be found imitating the scene from 'coyote ugly' in various bars. He's of two extremes so he gets Totally 'turnt up' on red wine. If you play Lil' Kim to Peter he becomes the most extrovert person known to man and starts writhing around the dancefloor mouthing 'what-what' with red-wine lips. Peter is 'Clatchet' classy and ratchet. The perfect mix for Peter.
Peter doesn't take himself seriously at all and believes nobody should. Life is about having fun!
He's kind and highly empathetic and just wants everyone to be happy. He makes a fantastic confidante and lifelong friend.
He loves to surround himself with luxury, fine suiting, designer bags and expensive smells. When he's not at home he can be found imitating the scene from 'coyote ugly' in various bars. He's of two extremes so he gets Totally 'turnt up' on red wine. If you play Lil' Kim to Peter he becomes the most extrovert person known to man and starts writhing around the dancefloor mouthing 'what-what' with red-wine lips. Peter is 'Clatchet' classy and ratchet. The perfect mix for Peter.
Peter doesn't take himself seriously at all and believes nobody should. Life is about having fun!
Oh, you're such a Peter! He knows every Lil' Kim lyric known to man.
Peter was so turned up last night , I saw him bowling on the bouncers leg.
That 2009 Merlot got Peter in some type of Beyonce trance. He thought he was wearing pasties at one point.
I think Peter is the best kind if person. In. Tha. World. Ever.
Peter was so turned up last night , I saw him bowling on the bouncers leg.
That 2009 Merlot got Peter in some type of Beyonce trance. He thought he was wearing pasties at one point.
I think Peter is the best kind if person. In. Tha. World. Ever.
by @thepjshizzle November 24, 2021
Peter is kind
by Hayhajdkdkdmkd November 28, 2019
Always thinks his hair is good but needs a better barber who isn't cross eyed.
Always fasting so cost of ownership is low. But does love to take his t-shirt off at events even those formal corporate events.
If you are in his eye of affection prepare to spend every moment with him like it or not.
Always fasting so cost of ownership is low. But does love to take his t-shirt off at events even those formal corporate events.
If you are in his eye of affection prepare to spend every moment with him like it or not.
by Topless peter November 25, 2021
Peter is the epitome of the perfect man for the job. Any job. This includes lover and best friend….
Peter is sagacious, intelligent, and savvy yet has a sense of humour you would kill for, if you could actually kill someone for a sense of humour. No joke is too crass, yet he is man enough to discern when to put it out there, and when to keep it clean. He can drop the funniest lines at the most inappropriate moments and his timing is always impeccable no matter what the subject. He can quote the shit out of any comedy and is especially good at imitating a Scottish accent. He is both a Witty Comedian, and a Wise Sage.
On a deeper note, Peter is sensitive and kind and often questions his own worth. He is a young boy, wounded healer, warrior, gentleman, and best friend all in one devilishly handsome package. He has a knack for seeing your strengths and gently guiding you whilst also making you accountable for moving forwards.
He is a Master of all Trades – including the Ancient Art of Pooyah Fu. There is nothing he won’t learn for the benefit of his own growth, and that is a superpower. Peter is a high energy wordsmith that should be highly regarded as a necessary party accessory. Even if you have a James in the house, a Peter will outrank in charisma by a mile. He has an archaic charm that could win the heart of even the surliest of souls. He’s not afraid of standing up and man enough to stand down.
If you have a Peter, hang onto him. If you don’t, go and bloody find one!
Peter is sagacious, intelligent, and savvy yet has a sense of humour you would kill for, if you could actually kill someone for a sense of humour. No joke is too crass, yet he is man enough to discern when to put it out there, and when to keep it clean. He can drop the funniest lines at the most inappropriate moments and his timing is always impeccable no matter what the subject. He can quote the shit out of any comedy and is especially good at imitating a Scottish accent. He is both a Witty Comedian, and a Wise Sage.
On a deeper note, Peter is sensitive and kind and often questions his own worth. He is a young boy, wounded healer, warrior, gentleman, and best friend all in one devilishly handsome package. He has a knack for seeing your strengths and gently guiding you whilst also making you accountable for moving forwards.
He is a Master of all Trades – including the Ancient Art of Pooyah Fu. There is nothing he won’t learn for the benefit of his own growth, and that is a superpower. Peter is a high energy wordsmith that should be highly regarded as a necessary party accessory. Even if you have a James in the house, a Peter will outrank in charisma by a mile. He has an archaic charm that could win the heart of even the surliest of souls. He’s not afraid of standing up and man enough to stand down.
If you have a Peter, hang onto him. If you don’t, go and bloody find one!
Human: Peter will you please stop being so noisy and crass!
Peter: Fuck off!
Woman: OMG what was that you were just talking to? He reminds me of a Viking Warrior!
Me: That was a Peter.
Person: Peter, when are you going to grow the fuck up!
Peter: *crunches loudly on chips while giving a death stare
Person: Are you serious? Just act your age!
Peter: *throws bag of chips at persons and twerks his ass in their direction
Person: *starts crying
Peter: *raises hand in Breakfast Club Victory
Woman: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Man: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Peter: Fuck off!
Woman: OMG what was that you were just talking to? He reminds me of a Viking Warrior!
Me: That was a Peter.
Person: Peter, when are you going to grow the fuck up!
Peter: *crunches loudly on chips while giving a death stare
Person: Are you serious? Just act your age!
Peter: *throws bag of chips at persons and twerks his ass in their direction
Person: *starts crying
Peter: *raises hand in Breakfast Club Victory
Woman: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Man: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
by pint-sized pumpkin eater November 26, 2021
A person who does not like sports. Peter is introverted and lazy, but they are adorable. They are very passionate about the little things like music and they are a very good actor. They tend to procrastinate a lot but they do get everything done in the end, all be it last-minute. They have great friends who love them, but Peter is very skittish and doesn't like to be touched. Nevertheless, they do love their friends a lot and would die for them.
by JeremiahZ November 21, 2021
by BigVirgin101 March 14, 2022