Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

by Mo Fro Bro December 26, 2006

Bombs Over Dad's Bag

A sexual move in which one person defecates onto the scrotum of a father.

Dude, Bob totally gave Chris's dad the Bombs Over Dad's Bag!!

by Troy Hutson January 25, 2008

My dad owns Hypixel

Be careful! Their father owns hypixel so don't get caught cheating because then you'll be banned!

My dad owns Hypixel!
*turning off bhop*

by lindhd December 28, 2017

your the best dad ever!

Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.

My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!

by urmumm3505 May 10, 2018

ur dad postman pat

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

by Mattyholden April 02, 2018

Dad You’d Like to Fuck

A DYLF, or a Heterosexual Dad you’d like to fuck.

Apparently, I’m quite the Dad you’d like to fuck. I said to the Porn star.

by theBlackSheep June 16, 2023

Ur dad likes spageth

Worst insult ever worse than ur dad lesbian or ur sister a mister

Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian

Alex: Ur dad likes spageth

Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*

by Pineapple0npizza March 17, 2018