Shit ferret

Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.

You shit ferret

by casey73 October 9, 2014

Shit Cunt

A word to refer cricketers who lack sportsmanship.

Shakib Al Hasan is a Shit Cunt for appealing against Angelo Mathews for a timeout

by Shakib Al Hasan November 6, 2023

money gang shit bang

A term used to describe da thug lyfe of Runcorn

Watch out here comes the money gang shit bang

by Man Like James January 28, 2017

shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.

Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.

by Houlihoops September 27, 2022

The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).

Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.

Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"

by kewlc92 December 20, 2018

Shit crums

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.

"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.

by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021