Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas

Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.

by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022

Dick racing

When two guys fuck two girls to see who can last the longest

I was dick racing last night with John and lost by two seconds

by Jamdrew17 November 24, 2022

Dick Wizard

That one bitch that will go out of her way to get her friends dick

“Hey bitch I kinda want some dick today”
“ I fucking got you”
“Aw you’re such a good dick wizard!!”

by Esther Carolina July 13, 2019

Dick riding

“When you mad joe over a nigga that don’t fuck with you” or don’t even know you

Cam: yo I just met young boy and he said I’m 4KT
Zeem: Yo you dick riding all over boul he don’t even know you!

by Zeembackdoor March 11, 2022

National Suck a Dick Day

the day when you should get your dick sucked

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

Dick Sucking Mad

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.

"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."

by RealSkuff April 4, 2024

dick percent

When your phone battery is on 6 percent

Yo my phone is on dick percent

by Emike5 August 3, 2019