Shit

The giant brown thing sitting in your pants right now

"bro, I just took a shit"
"pretty cool dude, can I eat it?"

by Lo-Sir May 3, 2023

Regular pool shit

When someone fingers you in the pool.

What happened last night? You know, just some regular pool shit. You’re very tight, btw.

by Mander$ November 30, 2019

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault

My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.

by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019

Blow my shit

When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.

Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine

He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*

Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now

by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025

Shit Day

It's like a Sick day, that you take off from school or work, except you aren't really "sick". you've just been put out of commission by a case of the shits. and you can't be out in public like this.

A: I took a sickday from work, but I wasn't really sick, I just had the shits last night from something I ate at McDonalds. I couldn't tell them that though.

B: Hey man, some times you just gotta take a shit day. I know how it is

by Dic Jacobus December 18, 2023

shit

waste

the kid took a shit last night

by [e-mail] January 30, 2025

Shit Fiend

Beings in Chilicothe Ohio under the age of 8 who smear themselves in clown shit and cause stae wide destruction and mayhem on the scale of Thermonuclear bombs. The only weakness to the shit fiend is his visions of clown in the wall, Kevin spacey, politicans in the ocean. If you ever see one contact the national guard, immediatly.

Person- *get mauled to death"

Shit fiend- *makes horrifying noises giving people in a ten mile radius shcizophrenia*

by Berd#6431 April 7, 2021