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Shit Head

When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.
Man Tony’s head ACTUALLY smells of shit! I can’t believe it! He’s actually a Shit Head!
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019
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Shit

by SoninicTerror9 October 29, 2019
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Shit Canoe

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe
by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018
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Shit talking

Me
by Xquzio January 11, 2023
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Dillree shit rocket

The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere
Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket
by Goon master January 16, 2025
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Shit the bed

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.
by Waldomarty November 26, 2018
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Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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