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Shit Head

a Person usually female that's so attractive and cant stand the fact the world isnt constantly begging at their feet making them the subject of countless bullying even by their friends but their so hot she proceeds to violently fuck her mental abusers untill she squeeze the life out their balls
"Did you do the deed"
"Nah that shit head was so dirty he had a blue waffle"
by INtotheFloddAgain April 20, 2024
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Dip Shit

Someone who constantly buys the dip, believing they are going to make millions, but ends up going broke. They keep buying the dip, there for they are a dip shit.
Hey man, we should buy GME at 350.00.

Nah bro, let's wait for it to come down to 320 and buy the dip.

To the moon! Diamond hands, baby!

I don't care if they call us dip shits, I'm already shopping for a new Tesla.
by Greggg-Pegs February 14, 2021
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Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
V Examples V
Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!
by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018
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Piece of shit

A truck newer than 15 years old
Look at that red piece of shit Nissan over there
by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021
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Shitter Get Shit On

It is a term for when you own someone in a game or in any aspect of your day to day life. Also can be used as a phrase to indicate someone messing up.
Diego: "Oh man, I missed the train"
James: "Shitter Get Shit On"
by Christian papa February 2, 2022
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I give half a shit

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit
by I give half a shit July 3, 2020
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Dead Mans shit

Dead mans shit is a term used when a huge shit the size of ogres foot is left unclaimed underneath a house but is spoken about for weeks on end meaning the leaving of a big shit brings the spirits to hand on finding the dead mans shit leaving no trace but only to play a game of dip dip dog shit who ficking did it , First usual suspect of who has dealt the shit is the person who points the finger at the other player giving himself up but also giving an advantage to bring in other players whilst bringing the shit to the attention of the other house dwellers being so that the person was accused is not the dead mans shit dealer but being the man Loving the idea of being the accused because the OLDER WOMEN in the game is the prize for which they will win whoever is not found guilty because lets be realistic that is so disgusting that middle aged man can go do a turd underneath a house of a man who will have to pays debts for that shit because there is no getting rid of that stinking dead mans shit
Usual prize winner of Dead mans shit is most probably the Big fat one but the skinny one usually gets what he wants cause he makes a good goona stew for the familiar and usually makes em nice and warm for the baby to sleep in the goona room after the blonde one gor get em jealous for the stinky dot . And true gaaaaawwwwwwd i be seekem be nor cry cause she seekem nother guy from em paast so give Older women more time make baby in big goona guts .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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