Ass Strechter

When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily

Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro

by Dickker November 30, 2019

Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.

Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah

by Li rod wave November 30, 2019

Fuck me in the ass

Why the fuck did you look this up? What's wrong with you?

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"

by MrCubite December 2, 2019

Slap ass days

these are the slap ass days:
December 3-7th
January 9-11th
May 5-10th
April 16-22nd

these days u get to slap anyones or anythings ass
have fun

u cant snake either coz its part of the game hun.
enjoy everyone

"oii everyone, its slap ass days"

everyone-"yaayyyy"
*everyone starts slapping each others asses*

by abc_defgxoxo December 2, 2019

Dog ass hoe

Sonny Yokuhana

Sonny Yokuhana went to work and was a dog ass hoe the whole day

by $#@ December 2, 2019

Bitch ass nigga

When a nigga is steady duckin from u

Mane that bitch ass nigga got him duckin get him nick

by Nicks has a huge cock December 2, 2019

Cats ass

When you have long hair and you havent washed it in a week or so. It splits down the middle back of your head and the part starting on the back of your head isnt covered by hair.

I havent washed my hair in a week and I have cats ass on my head

by Msannethr0pe December 2, 2019