When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.
by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017
Get the Squirrel shit mug.Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.
Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.
So we were playing tag in the playground and little Jho- A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck we forgot Jhonny.
by Unlisted_games27 September 13, 2023
Get the A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck mug."His shit is crusty" "u little shit"
by rylinfields May 7, 2015
Get the shit mug.when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.
Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023
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by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022
Get the Shit Hooks mug.Vulgar version of the word defecate, sometimes used interchangeably with the word poo, however most times you can find it being used to show that you are unpleasantly surprised by an event.
It also makes for a good summary of Candace Owens' personality
It also makes for a good summary of Candace Owens' personality
"Hold on I gotta take a shit real quick"
"Ah shit, I think mom found the cum sock"
"Man, the ending of GOT was kinda shit"
"Ah shit, I think mom found the cum sock"
"Man, the ending of GOT was kinda shit"
by ReetusNeetusDefines October 3, 2021
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