Designer Dick

A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.

Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!

by Chazdababy January 18, 2020

Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.

WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?

by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

dick tick

when you punch someone so hard in their balls that it goes inside of them and now their dick resembles a vagina

i will fucking dick tick you if you do not shut the fuck up

by paleo_psychodelics January 22, 2020

Dick cheese

The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious

Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.

by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020

National suck dick day

On January 23rd its national suck dick day where anyone can suck anyone's dick

Hey babe its January 23rd... its national suck dick day

by Blahblahbluesheep January 22, 2020

emotional dick pic

A (dick pic) sent when the person is upset and or trying to get you back

He totally sent me another emotional dick pic last night

by K.leesi January 24, 2020

Dicked Over

When someone has completely been screwed.

Person 1: "So, Unity doesn't work anymore."
Person 2: "Yeah, they got completely Dicked Over."

by Spiderthateveryonewantstofuck January 24, 2020