oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

You screwed up and you can’t fix it

Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

by That’s rough buddy March 24, 2024

shit

Something you cannot possess while living in the city of Detroit, Michigan.

Someone stole my fucking porch. I opened my door and fell. You can't have shit in Detroit.

by Charmille McButterbuns June 15, 2020

Aw shit

Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.

Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit

by rtl1984 March 23, 2025

Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 22, 2022

Shit Tickler

A male who isn't sure if he is gay or not. He just sticks it in enough to tickle the shit, like testing the waters of something new and adventerous.

"I haven't seen Van with a girlfriend in quite some time, I think he's a total shit tickler these days."

by Bogu7883 October 27, 2025

National beat the shit out of Finn day

This day is reserved for beating the shit out of finn. Only him.

“Hey guys guess what! It’s national beat the shit out of Finn day!”

by IdioticPinapple September 29, 2022

Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018