dick

a tool used to pleasure ladies or a person who is a jerk

she wants the dick

by yessir123r January 14, 2020

Dick Stupid

a top-tier insult for anyone who calls you a penis idiot.

richard: "your really a penis idiot"
You: "well at least i'm not dick stupid"

by Riso nero January 14, 2020

Strong Dick

To long dick something with authority. With power as well as speed.

I straight strong dicked that pussy.

by Slammer of the dick January 15, 2020

Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick

Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!

by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020

Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.

"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."

by joshhastheclaphands January 15, 2020

Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.

Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.

by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020

Dick Rattler

When you are spooning your significant other and they fart on your dick causing a rattling noise.

I'll be the little spoon tonight, last night you gave me a dick rattler.

by Buders January 18, 2020