Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021

Bull shit

All of the conspiracy’s about the Denver international airport, we are literally just a bunch of pot heads who hike

All conspiracy’s about the Denver international airport are complete and total bull shit

by Windex_on_crack May 30, 2021

bull shit hour

When it’s the last hour of work and it all starts falling apart.

“It’s always some bull shit at the time I’m almost off”
Call it bull shit hour

by Afroquariux May 31, 2021

Shit

Just a more fun word for "stuff"

This shit shmacks yo!

This shit yours?

Shit

by JustMeTheChick May 31, 2021

Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.

Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.

by AusTetris August 9, 2021

Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021

Shit

Poop but cooler

Jake Paul is shit

by Cloked17 August 14, 2021