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shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)
Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march
by OneApollo July 15, 2025
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Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025
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Selecting for shit

Well I would transform into shit for you but I'm not a shape-shifting nanobot cyborg yet.
Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.
Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”
by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025
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Shit Rack

When your billiards opponent racks the balls loosely, so that when you go to break the balls, they don’t scatter very well.
by imthegerm July 28, 2025
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Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.
He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.
by Stewy13 July 29, 2025
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