1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.
2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.
2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.
by chubbzilla April 24, 2016
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Me- hey man use some bandages
Friend- Great idea man
*blows self up with rocket launcher*
Me- Wow that was some Lub shit
Friend- Great idea man
*blows self up with rocket launcher*
Me- Wow that was some Lub shit
by hello123412 May 14, 2018
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1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)
1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe
individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.
2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.
3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)
1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe
individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.
2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.
3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'
2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'
3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'
4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'
5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK
was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'
3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'
4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'
5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK
was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
Get the shit-fuck mug.You need to take the cap off the water bottle before you can drink the water. ("Well no shit Sherlock").
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Get the chicken shit mug.A shit flip occurs when a man falls asleep. A woman pulls down
the man's pants and takes a shit on his unerected penis. When the man awakes and has morning wood, it flips with the erected penis and goes onto his stomach.
the man's pants and takes a shit on his unerected penis. When the man awakes and has morning wood, it flips with the erected penis and goes onto his stomach.
by David143 February 5, 2018
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