Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.
by XInTheDark September 30, 2019
Get the holy shitmug. by kkjhkjhkjwhitepeopleshitwpsphi October 8, 2024
Get the white people shitmug. The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
Get the Fuck The God Damn Shitmug. National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020
Get the National Shit on the Ceiling Hourmug. “A mi me parece demasiado caro entonces se va para el shit off”
“I don’t like this so it is shit off”
“I don’t like this so it is shit off”
by lisatutorials November 16, 2023
Get the Shit Offmug. Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022
Get the Nothing in one hand and shit in the othermug. A person who is willing to stand up for human SHIT.
Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN
Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.
YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.
FARTS
The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.
Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN
Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.
YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.
FARTS
The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.
Overheating your conversation as you said SHIT STINKS as of being SHIT DEFENDERS I will tell you SHIT SMELLS GREAT and not only that SHIT IS GOOD at EVERYTHING so watch what you say about SHIT!!!!
I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .
As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.
CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.
If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.
Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.
If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.
I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .
As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.
CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.
If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.
Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.
If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.
by METE MEAT MEET May 24, 2021
Get the SHIT DEFENDERSmug.