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Wick Dick

a big dick that looks like a huge wick(the hairstyle)
Damn rob, you wick dicking in them sweats
by throbertt November 17, 2025
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Dick Gobbler

Fredrick Neubrand
Fredrick Neubrand is a professional dick gobbler, he gobbles dick at the rainbow cactus
by Sir Pawselton May 1, 2019
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severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023
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dick skinning

when you forget the lube and you still have anal sex, when you finish and pull out and realize you have skinned your dick raw!
I forgot to lube up before ass banging that broad last night, I forgot how bad dick skinning hurt!
by booker t washington April 13, 2014
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Dick

That dick is so hot Johnny, can I suck it?
by LoveHandles🥰 January 14, 2021
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Moby The Dick

A pasty pale white racist who is disgusting example of a dad bod when they don’t have their shirt on.
Did you see the photo of Elon Musk? He looks like a Moby The Dick
by Toast.Jerviss July 19, 2022
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Dick archer

It’s a person who likes to cut peoples dicks off and use a bow to use a dick like a arrow. And so there you have a dick archer.
Yo I pro at dick arching.

What’s your hobby?

I’m a dick archer
by Luke is sexy January 25, 2019
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