Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

by YourLurchness June 16, 2013

shit

the brown smelly stuff that comes out of ur ass:)

billy: yo watcha doin bro?

john: takin a shit bro

by child of earth September 4, 2020

Yusof Shit

If something is "yusof shit" it is Homosexual ,Cancer or Aids. Pretty much not fun,good or enjoyable.

Hey man what class we got next?
Uh i think math
Ah man math is "Yusof shit"
Yeah

by Ya Boi GentleBob April 5, 2020

Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.

'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'

by doomplings October 14, 2021

You Lil' Shit

When your hangry your a lil' shit

Don't be hangry you lil' shit

by SharkBait555 February 26, 2023

Fuck of shit

A general know-it-all on every useless subject.

Here comes that Gavone, he's a real fuck of shit.

by tirtle June 25, 2018

Shit

1. Feces, poop

2. Me

3. Not you, you are the most beautiful creature in this world.

Example A. «Wow, that's a very cute shit!»

Example B. «Hey bro! I shitted my pants!»

Example C. «To prove you're not a robot, select all the photos with a shit.»

by oooh dove mi potti April 30, 2021