jesus jumping fucking christ

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.

Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................

by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006

I don't give a fuck

Why don't you go buy some fish put into your pretty eyes and go fuck yourself narcissist self absorbed prick.

I don't give a fuck who you are go pick on someone else fuckers

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.

(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

by Golden Shower October 28, 2007

fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

by Cronnick January 27, 2004

fuck shit ass bitch

sum one so shitty only these 4 words can ex plane it

your a fuck shit ass bitch

by some one who didn' give a fuck November 5, 2017

do you want to fuck

see emo
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular

door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!

by kayla March 2, 2004

UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off.

When someone blows you off for no apparent reason.

Text message: Hey good morning, how are you today? No response to text... UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off.

by alwaystails June 3, 2010