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National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.
"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."
by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019
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hokey pokey ass nigga

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.
Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨
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Ass goblin

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018
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ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining
fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker
by Dan Bain May 16, 2018
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fat ass

Melody Anne wreaks cross is a fat ass
by _shut_uo_you_ May 16, 2018
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skillet ass

Having a large flat ass resembling a skillet! Usually contributed to sitting on your ass all day!
Man! Carol has one hell of a skillet ass!
She could cook on it!
by Madness18 May 17, 2018
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Pussy ass bitch

Someone who posts someone else’s address acting all tough BUT never pulls up!
“Woah! Did you see Erica N’s post that addy?”

“What a pussy ass Bitch! We all know she don’t got balls to pull up!
by whatup? May 17, 2018
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