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Shit head

Someone who litterly has a shit as a head
"Hey you know how- Wait a minute, do you have a literal piece of shit as a head? Awww, you ol' shit head!"
by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024
mugGet the Shit headmug.

Shit for shit

The amount someone doesn’t know when they don’t know nothin.
by ConundrumMusic December 14, 2020
mugGet the Shit for shitmug.

i think i just shit myself hard

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
mugGet the i think i just shit myself hardmug.

what the shits?

What the shits? was that....
by xoxogossipgirl10 November 30, 2016
mugGet the what the shits?mug.

magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.
Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023
mugGet the magnum shitmug.

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
mugGet the Illegal as shitmug.

Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!
Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!
by Miss Green May 9, 2016
mugGet the Shit kissesmug.

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