Urban dick

This word is formally used when urban dictionary doesn’t let you do what you god damn please

Why are you doing this you urban dick

by Salty-cracker April 23, 2018

Wifey Dick

A dick you can happily fuck for the rest of your life

“Damn he’s got a Wifey Dick”

by Charley33x June 21, 2022

big dick diaz

A guy who has a big ass mother fucking cock and is good at pleasing your girl.

Big dick Diaz is that your 8in dick!!!

by Diaz(: 8=======D March 19, 2017

Drama Dick

A mans penis that can never remain erected for over a couple of seconds

Girl: Netflix and chill
Guy: Ah jeez drama dick can't

by Yo mama lbos22 May 1, 2016

Dick nipple

A very vulgar and friendly name to call someone if they are being dumb and unnecessary at the moment

Why are you over there

The exit is this way dick nipple

by Chulosalvaje April 4, 2017

fizzle-dicked

The state of mind between whiskey-dicked and buzzed.

Patrick and Matt are getting fizzle-dicked at the club tonight.

by Horned up August 21, 2016

dick

The longest thing on earth, also the biggest women magnet

Women: Oh your dick is so *moans*

by ssdda October 3, 2021