Everything Shit

It's like an everything shower except it's not just every temperature but also every form of matter including plasma

Drew: Hey man where are you at it's been like 30 minutes
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed

by KuntKrusher69 September 19, 2024

Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.

Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"

by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024

Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

white people shit

an activity commonly done by caucasion people

skydiving is white people shit.
Ever seen a black person skydive?

by kkjhkjhkjwhitepeopleshitwpsphi October 8, 2024

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

fuckin' that shit up

that annoying ass thing ur friends say when ur eating a good meal

"Damnnn, you're fuckin' that shit up!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRENCE"

by vijustdoesntsee October 11, 2024

shit was so cash

describing a dope moment in life

tj: yo nate nigga wassup
nate: ay dude how'd it go?
tj: we immediately went to the parking lot, and she just looked at me and BOOM instant head, shit was SO cash nigga

by apfelkuchensite October 14, 2024