mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

cock love

Another word for lust. This is only applied to when the guy's penis is talking and saying that he loves the girl/guy into getting that person into bed.

"Babe I love you! I know we just met but you are a sexy little number"

" Ahh that's just cock love"

by wicklawesome February 23, 2010

Spotted-cock

Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.

"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit

by Xandria.g January 10, 2013

Dusty Cock

A dusty cock is the residue, ie. jizz/ pussy juice combo, left over after banging a slam piece. When dry this jizz/pussy juice combo often leaves a white flaky substance also know as "dust".

"There is no way to avoid the dusty cock after a long night of raw dogging a slam piece"

by DePauty February 3, 2010

cock brow

A small tuft of pubic hair above the shaft of the penis.

"Check out Dirk Diggler's cock brow!"

by Fergal Keen January 14, 2008

Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020

Cock and Ass

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.

Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!

by Black Bandana June 17, 2006