french lip

The act of cumming on someones upper lip and then shaving your pubes onto it.

Some dude gave this girl a french lip last night, she tried to get the hair off but the cum glued it on.

by 78948554156 August 17, 2007

french frizzies

Something a riceboy ordered at a local diner.

The diner has since been torn down.

Scrawny white riceboy: "I'll have french frizzies."

White trash waitress: "Huh?"

-uncomfortable hush over entire room-

by DrMullet February 16, 2004

french ass fucker

(a) a French person who likes to fuck people in the ass

(b) a more different person who likes to fuck French ass

I saw a guy on the trolley today wearing a red suit and pink shirt. What a French ass fucker.

by Forkie January 3, 2004

burning french toast

cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching

sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast

by sarah April 5, 2005

French Canadian Kissing

Licking someone else's teeth. Just like Canadian bacon is not quite bacon, French Canadian kissing is not quite French kissing.

French Canadian kissing is often shown on television

by Spinky May 24, 2006

French Fry Fingers

Someone with really long skinny fingers. normally friends with sasquatches

person 1 "omg her fingers are so long and skinny!"
person 2 "They look like french fries"
person 3 "french fry fingers ! ha. ha. "

by bunzzz. December 30, 2007

dirty french fry

When you have doggy style sex with a female, you stick your finger in her ass, remove the finger, then stick the finger in her mouth.

I was having vigorous doggy style sex with Patti and I stuck my finger in her ass. Then I put it in her mouth and she sucked my finger like it was a dirty french fry

by Bubbles the Cat July 20, 2008