UR MOM

Used as a comeback to pretty much anything.

Jim-What did you eat last night
Clark-UR MOM

David-What are you doing after school today
Mark-UR MOM

by RIP city slickers May 16, 2018

Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

by Hejahqj August 17, 2020

National pluck ur pubes day

National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.

“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”

by Pube suckers 69 August 4, 2021

Like ur cut g

When u like someone’s hair cut and slaps them in the back of the head

Taylor - like ur cut g *slaps head*
Jamal- bruhhh

by OG urban legend October 26, 2020

Ur mans a trans

this is the most crucial thing that can be said by a person, it was also called the "Chromo-gone"

John: ur mom gay
Ben: ur dad lesbian
John: ur mans a trans

Ben lose a chromosome

by Exploosiv May 13, 2018

Ur mom

Some stupid thing Middle School Xbox boys say

Like actually shut the fuck up ur 10 go play with legos or something ur mom isn't funny

by Stfu stop taking every name June 4, 2021

I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.

Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022