Toilet Roll

Offensive word in Scottish slang.

You are a pure toilet roll, boggin Allan.

by Petunia Highhorse June 8, 2024

squat toilet

A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.

I’m gonna go use the squat toilet.

by curlypoo December 24, 2020

Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023

Toilet paper

Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet

Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with

by anonymous August 14, 2021

Toilet Rumble

Toilet Rumble is an event that is scheduled by someone, and they invite their friends. Toilet Rumble is a time to hangout in the bathroom, and typically they make noises in the stalls. Toilet Rumble also has different names for the amount of people attending, and can only go up to 6. The Toilet Rumble names: Toilet Duo (2), Toilet Trio (3), Toilet Squad (4), Toilet Rumble (5), and Toilet Royale (6).

Carver and Tyce are going to Toilet Rumble, do you want to come too?

by rumbler200 April 11, 2024

ucl academy toilets

the most ghetto toilets of the school
esp the girls toilets
with them vaping and thinking there bad
now they locked it now lol

ay there bare girls in the ucl academy toilets

by coolvribstions January 18, 2024

be the toilet

Wise words once uttered during a meeting. Snappy slogan that helps engineers think about what quality means. Yardstick by which we can measure all other engineering, the toilet is truly a marvel therefore we should be like it.

Hey man you see this shit you built? It makes me think too much about the design decisions you made and forces me to compensate for them on a regular basis. Gawd man be the toilet ok?

by mcsomeone April 8, 2021