Weed King

A posh king of the white ethnicity born in the hood, who is a Karen slayer.

Oh! Call Weed King, a lady wants to see the manager!

by Leykaisaan December 13, 2020

stale weed

Weed that makes you cough a lot.

*cough* *Cough* I think you gave me stale weed! *Cough*

by Ryan1050 January 1, 2016

Weed Emo

Weed Emo is a microgenre of Midwest Emo that emerged during the 2010s Emo Revival and popularized by the band Mom Jeans. Weed Emo is defined by its pop songwriting and structures while still retaining the unclean vocals, mathy guitars, and DIY production of Midwest Emo. Weed Emo also deals with lighter themes then most underground emo bands. Instead of writing about loneliness or depression, Weed Emo bands may write about romance and breakups, nostalgia, friendships, getting older, etc. Songs also commonly reference both geek and stoner culture (hence the name). Weed Emo is generally seen as a more mainstream friendly (or poseur depending on who you ask) offshoot of modern emo.

Jack: "Have you heard of the band Oolong?"
Wyatt: "Yeah. Not super into Weed Emo but they're alright. Better than Mom Jeans' newest stuff though."

by MyPseudonymIsReallyCoolAndStuf March 22, 2024

Weed Freeze

when the sensation of hitting a marijuana device tickles you nostrils like a brain freeze

Oh omg Izzie I just got a weed freeze from hitting the clear to hard!

by Blownifer June 11, 2020

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like a pile of fishes who have been turned inside out and all of their insides are on show and outsides hidden.

Manisha is a buck weed.

by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

Weed Tease

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.

That red-haired weasel Lanning is such a weed tease. At least I got that Youtube Money!!!

by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011