Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020

Matt

A very nice guy with a dick that is the definition of pleasure. He will make any girl have a great night given the chance.

Hey look it’s Matt. He’s a nice guy.

by Crokkedundee November 21, 2021

Matt G Syndrome

A rare and uncurable condition where one has a hot mom and a sister that is equally if not hotter than their mom, this person's friends also make endless jokes about the attractiveness of his mother and sister, while they themselves have a fluffy edger, and got pants-ed at a five below.

Person 1: " Yo bro why you so down on yourself lately"
Person2: "Idk bro I guess its cuz I just got diagnosed with Matt G Syndrome"
Person 1: "Ohh shit, I'm feel bad for your bro"
Person 2: "Thanks man"
Person 1: "One more thing tho"
Person 2: "What"
Person 1: "Your mom and sister are bad as shit"
Person 2: "Alright, fuck you"

by UrbanOffroading December 13, 2025

matt mcguffage

broccoli

my uncle grows matt mcguffage

by peter7 February 9, 2023

matt lipari

held the title for the funniest person in the world for about 3 years

hey did you hear what she said? shes a total matt lipari

by auxferd October 29, 2023

matt bezzet

Celebrity who is in with all the girls

Matt Bezzet is with the girls

by Thejerkchciken76 January 3, 2021

Matt

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.

Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?

by Longfellow D June 7, 2021