Something an arsehole whines when you treat them the same way they treat you. Double standards and hypocrisy at it's finest.
Andy:You ate my donut! How dare you!
Brent:Screw you Andy! you always help yourself to my food and leave the damn wrappers in the fridge!
Andy:Yeah well two wrongs don't make a right!
Brent:Andy take your double standards and shove it up your arsehole! Treat people how you want to be treated you selfish hypocrite!
by mrperson123 January 14, 2019
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don't hug me im scared

1) "Did you see don't hug me im scared?"
2) No
1) Dats some crazy nigga shit!
by ryan hill nigga June 14, 2013
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I don't like you in that way

A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.
Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*

Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
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Your daddy don't even know

1. A phrase added onto a sentence or story when the content incites excitement or emotion too extreme to be accurately conveyed by verbal description.

Not to be confused with You don't even know, which suggests that the emotion or sensation cannot be described not because it is too powerful but because it is unique to the person experiencing it.
"My mom sent me a birthday text, and it was SOOOOOO cute, like, your daddy don't even know!"
by Shakweefa September 01, 2008
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A phrase used most often by those who are trying to hide something, or keep a secret. Often said by someone who cares about the person they are talking to, and wouldn't want to hurt their feelings. Though, it can also be said to end a conversation that a perso is not enjoying or finds the person they are talking to irritating.
Lucy: Why can't i know, it's about me isn't it?
James: Just... Don't worry about it... Ok?
by Anonamous01010 November 23, 2013
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don't tell me what to do

a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.
1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!
by summerkitten September 15, 2010
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don't get mad, get even

a saying that someone says to another when that person has been wronged.

it dosen't make sense because the only reason someone would want to get even is BECAUSE they are mad/upset.
person 1: "OMFG! my teacher gave me detention for something i didn't even do!"

person 2: "don't get mad, get even."
by BP91 December 07, 2009
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