Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

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Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh you See mattes oberthere, he is really nice and shares his girls

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

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Matt Menedez

The best smelling boy at Advanced Math and Science academy, he loves to use is yellow dream and spread it around the school.

Matt Menedez looked super goood today

by MATT LOVER (ABBY) June 01, 2023

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Connor + Matt

A couple who do everything together including games and other forms of shit

"Hey Matt you wanna play Cards Against Humanity?"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"

by NatsuDK November 19, 2018

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doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt May 25, 2018

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