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Slut Coma

A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.

The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.

The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.

Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.

A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.

Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?

You: What?

Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011
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IHop Slut

A person who goes to IHop frequently, usually several times a week to hang out but with different people every time.
Joe: She went to Ihop with you today?....But she went with me yesterday!
Phil: Man, she's such an IHop slut...
by Alpha Major November 12, 2011
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flirty slut

Have you heard of that flirty slut? I heard his name is aden...
by AdensGay February 17, 2020
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Ramen Slut

1) the act of finding sexual enjoyment from sucking off ramen
2) managing to reach orgasm levels from eating ramen
"Mary is such a Ramen Slut" - Judy

Mary proceeds to orgasm while eating her ramen
by Skeletondremmer March 3, 2020
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Slut Meringu

The act of punching the vagina repeatedly until her fluids form a foamy peak.
"I cant walk today, my uncle made me a slut meringu"
by Ladyparts4u June 4, 2020
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Certificate slut

A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
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Slut Water

Blue collar term for Truly, White Claw or any other hard seltzer typically drank by your “basic bitch” or hard working individuals when they want to get “white girl wasted” after a long day.
Hey man, can you grab some slut waters at the store.
by Beaker0307 September 6, 2020
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