Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

Matt Hutchison

A redneck farmer in lincoln university pa

You are a Matt Hutchison

by Matt Hutchison May 29, 2018

Matt King

Noun The world’s coolest person. Born in Newfound Land, California. Has 2 master degrees. And is the nicest and funniest person ever!

Matt King is cool

by CloudyC1 September 16, 2019

Matt

Drug addict mostly smokes pot and leaves his weed next to his keyboard on his desk.

You see that druggy over there that's matt

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists

Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son

by Horny H man February 26, 2019

Matt op de map

Used when you simply outplay your opponent. Doesnt limit itself to only video games, it can be used in other forms of accomplishment.

''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''

Dude did you see what i just did bro, Matt op de map man!

by TheJokerNyc October 30, 2020

Matt Bennet Ridder

An awesome dude

Hey look, it's Matt Bennet Ridder!

by naziswereright November 30, 2020