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brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone
that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls
by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020
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Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.
by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024
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Brandon

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.
Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse
by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021
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Brandon L Richards

I wish I could be a Brandon L Richards!
by One bad ass mother fucker February 20, 2022
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Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.
That dude is such a Brandon...
by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018
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Brandon

adjective - used to describe somebody that get no hoes
Jeff: Tom is such a Brandon!
Joe: What does that mean?
Jeff: He gets no bitches!
by bapekid1 January 5, 2025
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Brandon

damn girl, look at Brandon over there

Got bigger titties then you

got a small dick tho
by realivan May 3, 2021
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