The speed bug

An unexplainable compulsion to be the fastest

On every with wheels

Yeah that kid has been modifying anything that moves since he was old enough to hold a wrench
It Looks like he has the speed bug

by Dipstick5568 June 8, 2025

Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008

Christin Schultz speed

When someone runs super fast

Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed

by Sublime55 June 29, 2010

High tech Speed Bump

The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.

Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"

by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012

drunken hippie speedball

The classic hippie speedball (marijuana/caffeine) with a splash of Bailey's, Kahlua, Whiskey, Schnapps, or other alcoholic beverage added in the coffee.

By adding a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream to his morning cofee-smoke routine, Jack has created a drunken hippie speedball to start his Sunday morning.

by HighB49 December 22, 2013

Brooke county speed bump

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate

Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe

by Salty Steve February 9, 2015