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sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out
I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook
by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016
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Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
by DefiDef July 19, 2016
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Sleep-Bombed

When your are about to fall asleep and you feel like you are about to get hit by something or fall out of bed so you have a full body twitch and you wake up.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (Full Body Twitch) WOE, I just got sleep-bombed!
by Kesh123 July 10, 2016
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sleeped

(verb)

a word used when you don't know how to spell " slept "
I only sleeped for three hours last night!
by Megstersupreme February 9, 2018
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sleep-cheating

When you have a girlfriend and you dream about sex with other bitches
- Yesterday I dreamt about putting my sausage inside Kate Upton's breads
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating
by ppapvocab December 31, 2016
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Sleep

For those who have an early morning class before another class. Then later they also want to go to the gym and have an 8 hour shift at work!!
by Julessssssss January 23, 2017
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Sleep Bang

When you wake up and bang (coitus) and then go back to sleep.
"I was involved in the sleep bang last night! That is why I can't stay awake at work, boss!"
by MCLovin2011 January 28, 2017
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