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Russian Execution 

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
Russian Execution by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Russian Hottub 

This is a promiscuous sexual maneuver that involves bears, alarm clocks, vodka and hair. VERY dangerous
That chick so totally did the russian bathtub to my mom!
Russian Hottub by MickeyRourke November 26, 2004

Russian breath mint 

When you have passed out and someone takes a small shit in your mouth, thus leaving a nasty taste and your breath smelling like death.
Oh my god, John gave me a Russian breath mint last night and I can't get the smell out of my breath.

Ya I know, I watched.

Why Am I even friends with you. Sigh

Russiriwelshuck 

The well known condition of being extremely fortunate because of having Russian, Welsh and Irish heritage. Especially prevelant on English soil.
'Oh, i wish i was as lucky as that ass, hes got all the russiriwelshuck he could need!'
Russiriwelshuck by WordFairy May 14, 2006

russian circus

rigorous and intense sex with a pale hairy man and usually a bear involved.
i still have scratch marks from the russian circus last night
russian circus by dandingo March 11, 2009

Russian Sausage 

The act of taking one's penis from a woman's menstruating vagina and sticking it in her suck hole.
Jim stuck his Russian Sausage in Kelly's mouth, and she loved it.