by I'm not a badman I'm a badboy September 11, 2022

boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2013

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by onewoodenleg2 January 4, 2022

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.
Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.
Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.
Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!
Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.
Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.
Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.
Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!
Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.
Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.
by Funtimeisover April 14, 2019
